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یکشنبه 31 شهریور 1392 :: نویسنده : MojtabA

بچه که بودم یه آبمیوه گیر داشتیم...که وقتى روشنش میکردیم رسما رم میکرد!! علاوه بر صدا و ویبره میرفت یه دورى هم تو آشپزخونه میزد!
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اونوقت مامانم منو مأمور میکرد اینو نیگه دارم تا خودش آب هویجا رو بگیره..دقیقا حس اون کارگرایى رو داشتم که آسفافت رو سوراخ میکردن!!!

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یارو می ره مشهد بچش گم می شه. نذر می كنه : یا امام رضا بچه م پیدا بشه دیگه غلط كنم بیام مشهد !

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آقا دیدین روی درو یوار جاهای مهم میزنن :
پارک = پنچری 

دیروز یه جا زده بود:
پارک= انفجار :|

ملت اعصاب ندارن :-S

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پسر: وای خدای من، عجب چهره زیبایی، چه لطافتی، مثل گل میمونی. از چی استفاده میکنی؟ 
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